Harrison MV Taxis - your one-stop solution to Multiverse travel!
((Please note: This site is devoted to a fictional taxi service. This taxi service does not exist. This page is a work of fiction in service to a roleplay account on Bluesky. All images come from Pexels.com.))
Fast, Friendly, Diverse, Reliable.
Unlike many MV Taxi companies, our staff comes from all across the multiverse instead of just one or two timelines. We hire without any regard to species, focusing on making sure our people have both the social and practical skills needed to succeed.Much like in our staffing choices, we do not discriminate against any species seeking our services. No longer do you have to worry about being unable to travel due to restrictions on non-humanoid entities! We also have special accommodations for various disabilities - just let us know and we'll make sure you have what you need for a comfortable trip!
Simple to Use
Here at Harrison MV Taxis we believe that simplicity is divine! As such, all we need to get you to your destination is some form of unedited photograph, atmospheric audio, or psychic fingerprint originating from your starting location and your destination. Our route-trackers will do the rest!You can send the required media by our app, website, Telepathic Network Integration*, or by fax!Even payment is easy! We accept all forms of currency, even childhood dreams and wishes!*Please note that we cannot guarantee accurate data transfer for TinkerCorp. Nano transmitters older than firmware update 7.890.2300.29 β and suggest use of some other method.
Safety is Our First Priority
Our team is highly trained to make sure you have the safest ride possible. From top-of-the-line mechanical training so that they can repair taxis on their own, to basic medical training applicable to more than 2,728,970,000 species, you can rest assured that if something goes wrong our drivers will be prepared.As an additional service, we will let our customers know if there are any dangers forecasted in the near future at their chosen destination.Pease note that in order to protect our staff, our ability to pick up or deliver from areas experiencing various instabilities might be limited.
Travel Anywhere, Anytime!
No matter how late at night it is, or how early in the morning, our services are available at any hour!We also service the widest number of timelines possible, meaning that if you're hankering for a late night snack from a place that's closed for the evening in your timeline, we can just bring you to a timeline where it isn't!
((Out of Character Notes))
((This is, if it's not obvious, a gimmick account and is not intended to be super-serious. I'm happy to play with anyone, but keep in mind the following:- I do not want to be involved in lewd RP, keep things in my mentions around PG13
- If I don't reply immediately, you're free to assume a taxi was sent anyway. I have health problems so I often go missing for days at a time, and actively encourage assuming that the service is working as intended in-universe even if I can't reply.
- You are free to say your character got a multiverse taxi from this fictional company without ever @'ing me. This account exists in no small part as a way to explain how people get from one universe to another.
- If you ever want to say your character can't get from one timeline to another, feel free to say they were told their timeline is outside of their service area at the moment, or that one of the timelines is experiencing temporal difficulties that make travel too risky.
- Feel free to say the inside of the Taxis and the outside of them are whatever you think is fun - as long as they're safe to ride anything goes, even a limo on the inside and a flying saucer on the outside.
- The staff will never act sexually inappropriate toward someone riding the taxis. Ever. There can be other 'lost in translation' silliness but I refuse to accept any sexually inappropriate actions to be canon.))